Frustrated by one monkey

This one monkey is very mischevious. She climbs around the office like she was playing monkey bars and destroys everything she sees(My monitor and the blinds are her victims). Recently, she was taught a trick (not sure who's the master). What was the trick? You must be thinking. This trick is the invincible weapon that can defeat the enemy in an instant and destroy a person's emotions so badly that you will fall down on your knees and crawl to her crying to beg her to stop. What is this trick? People have been taking years to learn this one trick but failed and only she can master it.

(Drums rolling!)Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, let's welcome this little nasty monkey who will perform extraordinary tricks which will awe you onstage. Let's welcome: (drums rolling)Our little monkey from Adroit! (Yea, hands clapping)

OK. The above was just specially written for our dear Hc (see lah, i so nice to you). In what way has she done to make me write such a 'beautiful story' for her. Ahem! Hc should know better. (Next time don't bad-mouth about me anymore huh if not you'll get it!)(eyes burst with fire!)